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tehmoocoow

hello there :3 welcome to my personal blog! i mostly post random things i find funny/relevant to my life or things i like just in general!

i tend to live in my own imaginary world because reality is just no fun :<

anyways, enjoy my blog! <3

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catholicnun:

English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever






"If she only wants you, don’t worry about who wants her"

Unknown (via whskey)


luc-ienn:

thatonenarga:

toastradamus:

gayspicy:

unamusedsloth:

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And here he is before his haircut.

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[source]

Stop Him

too strong

He is evolving…

Have you ever been so mad you learned how to walk




skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER





ahomeboyslife:

current mood.



esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

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Yes.

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Hell yes.

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Hell.

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Fucking.

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Yes.

I am so, so proud of you.





hydrogyne:

romtorum5ever:

Robin the bank



dannerzz:

my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death





lohvleelunatic:

phibbnewton:

scoot scoot scoot

Look at this cute little fucker go





"I hope my absence haunts you."

(Six Word Story)



waasabi:

Turtle At Sunset by Sam Stewart





"Love isn’t a decision. It’s a feeling. If we could decide who we loved, it would be much simpler, but much less magical."

Trey Parker and Matt Stone (via unsorrows)


princekind:

ask-bobbi:

princekind:

wow it SURE WOULD SUCK if someone started MAKING OUT WITH ME (it’s reverse psychology) (come make out with me)

*wiggles antennas*;3 

what the hell are you 




nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.




tsarbucks:

when the person u hate does something that makes everyone else hate them:

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