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okay so, i don’t know if you guys know, but i’m only 5 feet tall. and the other day, a woman who was probably like 5’7” came up to me at work and started asking me about our pajamas. she was looking for capris, but because we’re moving into our fall fashion, we didn’t have any. so the lady got so irritated and started complaining about how hard it is to find pants for the vertically challenged and i’m over here like “lady shut your mouth” lol
MAGICAL TIGER PUNCHER
lil miss, dork, scum…yep sounds like me
Doctor Yaoi Scum. yeah, no
Super Tiger Privilege
Magical Baka Bitch.
Shitty Yaoi Whore…
Princess Scary Puncher … lol
5 hours (Would’ve been 4 but I did touch ups), acrylic paint. Belated birthday present for a friend, enjoy!
I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.
you’ve made the right choice
Pugs are everything to me
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GUYS THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT
As a black belt in martial arts (basically self defense), I approve of this message.
The bit on the ‘spotting hidden guns’ seems a bit… iffy to me.
all of this will get you killed
I CANT BREATHE
WUKH WUKH WUKH LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG ???!
now watch this
Good luck sleeping tonight