English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever
Unknown (via whskey)
And here he is before his haircut.
He is evolving…
Have you ever been so mad you learned how to walk
unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person
I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER
It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.
I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.
I am so, so proud of you.
Robin the bank
my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death
scoot scoot scoot
Look at this cute little fucker go
(Six Word Story)
Turtle At Sunset by Sam Stewart
Trey Parker and Matt Stone (via unsorrows)
wow it SURE WOULD SUCK if someone started MAKING OUT WITH ME (it’s reverse psychology) (come make out with me)
what the hell are you
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
when the person u hate does something that makes everyone else hate them: